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Acesta este un e-mail intern, pentru angajatii romani, de la o filiala din Romania a unei mari corporatii:

To : All Romanian Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our office in Romania that offensive language is commonly used by our Romanian Speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unproffesional and offensive to both visitors and staff.All personel will imediatly adhere to the following rules:
1. Words like “futui”, “in pula mea”, “pula” and other such expressions will be not tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2. You will not say “si-a bagat pula” when someone makes a mistake, or “s-a cacat pe el” if you see someone being to be reprehended, or “baga-mi-as”, when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb “a se caca” and “a se fute” are utterly inappropriate and unaccepted
3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as “pula de om”, “cacanaru” or “boul”.
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as “pulalau” nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as “muiangiu”.
5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as “porcarii”.
6. Do not say “futu-ti mata” if somebody is persistent; do not add “pula mea”, if a colleague is going trough a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say “am pus-o” (refer to item 2) nor o sa ne-o traga when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say “du-te-n pula mea” or should you ever substitute “May I help you?’” with, “ce pula mea vrei?”.
8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners “bosorogi imputiti”.
9. Do not say “ia mai mereti-n pula” asta when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer “futu-te-n cur” when your assistance is required.
10. You should never call customer representatives as “boul dracului” or “tampitu ala”.
11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as a “pizdulica buna”, “futaciosu” or “homalau lu’ peste”.
12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say “ma sterg la cur cu textu asta.”

Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.
Thank you.

Via Vali

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