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Mar

Mail corporatist

   Posted by: Petre    in Divertisment, Social

Acesta este un e-mail intern, pentru angajatii romani, de la o filiala din Romania a unei mari corporatii:

To : All Romanian Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our office in Romania that offensive language is commonly used by our Romanian Speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unproffesional and offensive to both visitors and staff.All personel will imediatly adhere to the following rules:
1. Words like “futui”, “in pula mea”, “pula” and other such expressions will be not tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2. You will not say “si-a bagat pula” when someone makes a mistake, or “s-a cacat pe el” if you see someone being to be reprehended, or “baga-mi-as”, when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb “a se caca” and “a se fute” are utterly inappropriate and unaccepted
3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as “pula de om”, “cacanaru” or “boul”. Read the rest of this entry »

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